Birthdays..
Gotta love em.
I received a belated birthday card from some relatives, whose relation to myself shall not be mentioned.
Let's just say they're elderly. And that they're religious. And they're from Queensland... Yeah.
Anyways, each year I receive a card from these relatives which is a very nice gesture that I appreciate very much.
Each year there is a small, inspirational or uplifting quote penned on this card. Something like 'god bless'
This year however, things changed-
" Words to live by: Don't rain on other people's parades."
I was in stitches!
Happy fucking birthday Mr Stormcloud. May you be a wet-blanket all year and may you drain all your friends and anyone you know of any energy they have.
Well I got one for you rellies-
"Words to live by: Clean your colostomy bag or you'll get septicaemia."
I can't wait for Christmas.
Dear Jeremy,
Merry Christmas .
Don't forget to eat quietly in the corner.
And clean up all that wrapping paper, it's messing up the sunroom.
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