My blog name had been stolen, altered and used for religious purposes:
What Would Jesus Do?
I also found they had very little posting/comment action going on which has led me to the obvious conclusion that I am officially more popular than Jesus.
I think a Bible 2.0 is in order. Starring Jeremy.
The cover will look like this:
And these are the changes to the script:
-My 12 disciples would be called Mega Soldiers Of The Ultimate Order (or MSOTUO's) and they'd all have an action figure likeness distributed by Mattel.
-I wouldn't get crucified, maybe chocolafied instead... Thus making easter eggs more relevant and restoring balance to the Universe.
- Moses would part his hair rather than the red sea... He was a pretty unkempt looking fella, so I'd be helping him with his PR.
- There'd be an action movie, maybe even something a little film noir commissioned, NOT starring Mel Gibson. And the Romans would be vampires... Or Freemasons. Or Vampire Freemasons.
- I'd have glow in the dark hands and the ability to procure food for myself at will. Screw the masses.
Miracles would be heaps cooler these days too... I'm thinking disappearing Humvees or filling 5 taxis with 5000 people. Or turning cask wine into a bottle of Moet & Chandon.
I dunno.. I'm just bored.
But please pardon my blashpemy.
I'll write something more interesting later.
5 comments:
I think you maybe are Jesus. Look at your initials: JC.
Conspiracy?
I think so.
Also, Jesus was black. And a woman.
Just like you!
i dont think scott stapp would say things like that about jesus.
maybe you're not a real fan...
tsk tsk.
jc should set your head on fire.
Its later. Write something more interesting.
Do you see what I did there? I made it seem that you were a homosexual. Thats funny to me.
Hey all. SOrry, i have been kinda preoccupied with pesky work-type tasks. Ones where you get paid for doing them. Unfortunately this means I haven't updated in ages. I blame those pestilent monkeys.. They're so pestilent.
Also Scott, my middle name begins with an H. Seriously, so my initials are JHC.
If you recall the bible, or the main character from it, his name ws Jesus H Christ, or at least that's what most screen writers would have you beleive.
I have it on good authority that Jeebus's middle name was actually Hutson.
(Its like Homer J Simpson...his middle name is Jay. Teehee!)
And yes; I, Scott Stapp of Creed, am incredibly gay for Jeebus. And Kid Rock.
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